A quest hosted by kshArtist with the help of The Rat Zone

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Started: Nov 30th, 2019

Ended: Jan 4th, 2020

What's a quest?

Part 2

Name this Rat

> Bimpus

This is Bimpus. He is a nimble RAT who is on an IMPORTANT QUEST to: eat FOOD, find a MATE and ENJOY his rat life. How will his day start out?

> Step on the trap step on the trap step on the trap step on the trap

Stepping on top of Bimpus's WORTHLESS BENCH PRESS does nothing. But he feels a bit taller standing on top, and thus a little better about himself at least.

> Cum. NOW.

Bimpus's HORNEY METER is currently at 1/10. If Bimpus reaches 7/10 HORNY he gains gives access to his LIMIT BREAK: COOM

> place the can on top of the mouse trap

Bimpus likes the idea of being taller. The CAN OF FLAVOURISHIOUS FLOYD has a SMALL PEBBLE inside it and is added to Bimpus's inventory (1/2). There's a picture of a DEVILISHLY HANDSOME young man with a wonderful hat. They say he's done something to them, but who "them" is and what he had done is unspoken of.

> find rat gf

There are no RAT BABES to be found. The unspoken rule of reality found in all walks in life is that finding a MATE is very hard if you don't have anything to show, which is the current state of affairs. It's advised to WATCH OUT FOR RAT BABES... but there's a chance they could be right outside Bimpus's little door

Could it be? RAT BABES at this hour?

> peek out your lil mouse hole

Nothing seems to be out of place right now, but wow it's BRIGHT outside. Humans sure have a lot of space that Bimpus's RAT BRAIN cannot imagine making good use of himself

> try and get horny

Clearly there is no one attractive to SEDUCE, but Bimpus thinks back about FLAVOURISHIOUS FLOYD

...

Horny +1

> check underneath the couch

Bimpus finds two items of significance: a REMOTE and a CLEANUP BOX. The CLEANUP BOX item might be useful for self-aid at best for now, and as far as our rat friend is aware: The REMOTE is used for a TELEVISION, but this does not appear to be the MAIN REMOTE the humans in the house use. Bimpus cannot carry the REMOTE because it takes up 4 slots of his inventory.

The CLEANUP BOX contains THIN LAYERS (x50) that each take up 0.04 of your inventory. Meanwhile, the CLEAN UP BOX ITSELF takes up 3 of Bimpus's inventory that he cannot carry with his MINIATURE MITTS

It's either Bimpus can work on his inventory or find an ALTERNATE MEAN to move these objects around

> smell chease

The feeble rodent's mind reaches the thoughts of DELICIOUS YUMYUM CHEASE-ERRONI... such WONDEROUS DELICACY that the humans carry around fill the young Bimpus' mind with solace, having to worry about going hungry in the night. Food is HARD TO GET, but you'd risk your life to get something for the night. Anything.

Hunger +1

> examine the figurine

The ELF FIGURE stands grimly with it's blank face. It's rather COMPARABLY SCALED, filling the small pest with even more chills down its rump. But perhaps the LACKING DETAILS make it totally HARMLESS in appearance, keeping Bimpus' SANITY at (7/10) right now.

> try an icebreaker

The ELF FIGURE seems EXTREMELY DISPLEASED AND UNIMPRESSED of Bimpus' LOOSE FLIRTING and TERRIBLE MANNERS. He runs back into your little rat home in fear

Sanity -2, Horny -2

> hit the START button on your controller

Not perfect, but Bimpus is looking fine for now

> chew on your pebble

Bimpus takes a large single bite of the PEBBLE, making him lose his ONE TOOTH. He has lost the ABILITY TO CHEW, rendering him UNABLE TO EAT SOLIDS

> play Nintendo Wii

Not only does this WIIMOTE exceed past Bimpus's inventory capabilities, but he lacks the STRENGTH (2/10) to push it. Even worse, he needs at least a consistent STRENGTH (5/10) to effectively interact with the WIIMOTE. Our famished rat child will require STRENGTH BEYOND HIS CURRENT CAPABILITY.

> make fashionable clothes for yourself

Bimpus learned a thing or two abut dresses from TRASH TV SHOWS. Taking 25x TISSUES from the TISSUE BOX (50/50 => 25/50 Tissues), Bimpus creates a FINE-LOOKING DRESS that takes up 0.5 of his INVENTORY (1.5/2 => 2/2)

Let a rat experiment, will ya?

> embarass yourself

Feelin' a lil silly tonight, aren't we? :o)

> multiply...

Not enough lands in play to do that :/

> think about your rat family

There is no family for Bimpus, but he does think about it every now and then: having a wonderful wife who cuddles him to sleep, knowing that their short lives are at least HAPPY with each other. It's not an easy thing to think about knowing his LIMITED RAT LIFE

Sanity -1

> Perform a Mario 64 Glitch

Upon reaching the next room, Bimpus hits a wall. Here, he has gained SPEED (3/10 => 6/10). Here, Bimpus can stop moving and immediately head back to having 3/10 SPEED, or he can keep hugging this wall to build up even more SPEED (+10/10).

>Continue building speed

Having built up a maximum of 96/10 SPEED, Bimpus is able to clip through the cardboard box because of how collision works in this quest. By traveling 3 PU's down and 1 to the right, Bimpus manages to relocate himself inside the box rather than outside because the box is unable to comprehend the complex nature of PU's

Bimpus hopes he can one day meet his hero, pannenkoek2012, one day. PU's are so interesting

Also he can't see anything now. It's probably self explanatory why, but Bimpus explains that the reason why it's so dark is because there is no light illuminating the inner confinements of the box he's tricked the Quest's Writing-Engine to believe he's in. The lack of illuminating reflection into his eyes makes him unable to tell the different shades of grey limited by the lack of effort this quest's QM, which has ultimately led to this panel being pitch black for the most part

Hopefully the science of eyesight didn't confuse you. Bimpus did his best to simplify it for you rat-brains

> cast FIR2

A hole is burnt into the wall of the box with your surprising, yet unimaginative FIRE POWERS. You burnt your FINE-LOOKING DRESS in the process, leaving your `INVENTORY AT 1.5 (2 - 0.5 = 1.5/2)

The FRIENDLY CRAB appears to have burst into flames as a result. For some reason, this does not affect your sanity and might even fill you with laughter over their embarassment.

> let the crab die

The FRIENDLY CRAB's demise will not go in vain. Immediately after, Bimpus consume's the CRAB CAKES the innocent fellow was fated to become.

>Level up

Congratulations Bimpus! Our rat friend has reached Lv.2! He has learned how to use PIANO (User gains the ability to play anything on an available piano)

Horny +5, Hunger -3, Sanity +2, Speed +2

Health Status: A lil better :o)

> smell the ashes

> loot the crab's wallet

The FRIENDLY CRAB who was burnt asunder into a CRAB CAKE has unfortunately burnt even more asunder into a PIECE OF CHARCOAL. Bimpus will unfortunately never send his condolences to the crab's kangaroo wife

All Bimpus can smell is DANGER

Sanity -2

> do things that will let you relax

> acquire crab eyeballs

there are no CRAB EYEBALLS to obtain, friendly reminder that the FRIENDLY CRAB burnt crisp into charcoal. Quite impolite of him to just go away with no warning ://

Bimpus manages to carry a PIECE OF CHARCOAL weighing a total of 0.5, making his inventory now full (1.5/2 => 2/2)

There are no flowers around! If there ever was any, they would've been gone by now!

Sanity -3

Bimpus appears to be DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO LOSING IT. Better write in something to help our friend out

[Incoherent command]

Bimpus hears something, It's a bit difficult to make out what they're saying, but maybe if they didn't edit their submission so many times it would have been easier to get...

And so this chapter has come to an end. Will our hero Bimpus continue on his epic rat quest? Find out next time in...

BIMPUS QUEST: Part 2