Introduction
ItsYourPresident (Pres, AKA Josh AKA Joshie AKA Markiplier AKA MoistCritikal) is a light-skin skibidi duwag (New Yorker-ese for "dog") currently hailing from Virginia, USA. Despite proclaiming to be the President of the USA, he works primarily in finance accounting positions. He originalled lived in the South.
The Bread Question
Sometime during 2023 Pres started asking everyone he possibly could if they'd willingly eat a slice of white bread without add-ons (ex: peanut butter, jam, ham, cheese, etc.). The earliest recorded event of The Bread Question dates as far back as when he asked fellow streamer iAngielic who was regularly streaming Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth responded with explaining a regular occurrence involving another fellow streamer, BillieBoo, who has a tendency to eat burgers without the buns which is then eaten by Angie, which led to Pres abruptly leaving the chat simply saying "Bye." in response. So far, it's been observed that about 95% of people he has asked have responded positively to the idea of eating a slice of white bread with no add-ons, usually followed with Pres insisting doing so is absolutely disgusting despite the act being perfectly fine. The subject of eating raw bread has been a staple in streams he frequents, with one collaborator named Krag making the most compelling argument that raw bread is the perfect choice for girl dinner.
Bread Ball Incident
In late 2024, during one of Pres's streams, he was raided by Krag, which led to a discussion about eating raw bread. To Pres's surprise, viewers from Krag's stream disagreed with his opinion that raw bread was unappetizing. Notably, one of the viewers shared a video of themself eating a piece of bread rolled into a ball, claiming that the spherical shape enhanced the eating experience. In response, Pres created a bounty worth 80,000 points on his stream, promising to try the bread ball if the bounty was fulfilled. The bounty was quickly paid in full by MinaPrime.
Despite his aversion to the idea, Pres honored his commitment and activated his webcam—an event rarely seen on his streams. He proceeded to prepare his own bread ball using Wonder Bread, garnished with crust crumbs, and served on a coarse Dixie platter. After consuming half of the bread ball, Pres expressed significant displeasure, much to the amusement of over 20 viewers who were eagerly watching the event unfold.
Although Pres remains disgusted by the concept of eating raw bread, it is believed that one day he may come to appreciate the experience, as many of his viewers have.
Egg Incident
Pres doesn't know how to boil eggs. After one of his Breath of the Wild streams where Pres raided out to fellow streamer Krag808, he immediately begged her to teach him how to boil eggs. He ended up wasting eight eggs and this has driven Krag insane after experiencing an hour of frustration and the loss of eight perfectly good eggs.
Trivia
- Pres looks like Harry Potter because he almost shot himself while hunting
- Despite his insistency of having G-Fuel injected and "activated" in his veins, Pres is not sponsored by them. At all. Bro is RPing as a gamer looool
- Pres dyes his eyebrows darker because he wants to appear more expressive.
- Marcus has seen Pres's Tax Forms which included his full name and social security number. He doesn't remember it at all unfortunately, but can absolutely confirm his real name is Josh.
- Ever since encountering Krag for the first time, Pres has found a new love for Wawa Gobbler's. As of writing, he has a year's-worth of Gobblers frozen in his fridge as a means of sustenance throughout the year.
- Pres became a cat one time and nya'd at everyone.
- Pres the type of guy who orders a can of Sprite on Doordash with no tip, what an absolute bish
- Pres once ran an acclaimed YouTube Channel discussing the matter of Nintendo Toys during the mid-late 2000s. He has since privated the channel and has only ever shown it once during his Twitch Stream Anniversary for 2024